In my partols of the internets, I happened across 'comm[on] sense' media and their reviews of crap that chews on parent's moral fibers like the rats that produce them. [link]

Actually, in the reviews I glanced over, the site seemed pretty fair in its reviews, not to quick to condemn outside of fair bounds(aside from the token shitty article that compares video games with satanism). But that's where you come in my sales associopaths! I am holding a contest to see who can find the very worst thing you can show to your children! Medals will be given out to those who send me links (in replies to this journal) to reviews of things that have all five markers in the following categories:

Violence
Sex
Drugs
Language
Consumerism

Also, if you can find something that has zero stars on their rating system, a special medal will be awarded.

But there's MOAR!!!!

If you can find something that has maxed-out inapproprate in three or more categories, you will win a grand prize of a million internets!!

Tell all your friends! Enlist in the witch-hunt today!

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UPDATE: Gossip Girl is probably one of the worst shows on television, particularly in the elusive group of consumerism due to all of the characters having designer bullshit and phones that are key plot devices (teehee).